Steve Irwin vs Germaine Greer vs Kevin Rudd

Everyone knows Germaine Greer is right about Steve Irwin being a pseudo-environmentalist. He was just some guy that liked poking snakes and angering crocodiles for the thrill of it, found it lucrative and then had to retrospectively construct a conservationist persona. He exploited his children, getting all Michael Jackson with his baby and a crocodile and forcing his little girl to do those irritating Australia Park ads. He knew next to nothing about animals. What obviously happened was that word went out on the animal internet that whoever gets the chance should do him in. We should keep that stingray’s heart in glass jar next to Phar Lap’s.

People with half the IQ of Germaine Greer embarrass themselves as much as Steve Irwin embarrassed Australia by trying to duel with her. And Kevin Rudd, professional media slut, actually accused Greer of being politically correct! No, mindlessly lionising dead celebrities is politically correct. Yet another reason he needs to be kept as far away from the ALP leadership as possible.