Evil Bush

George W Bush is evil. He’s the son of a president = dynasty = scary. Obviously uneducated about quite simple issues, like the general whereabouts of other countries. He gets massive boils every time something goes wrong. Mispronounces words. Obviously a puppet. He is an ex-coke addict, ex-alcoholic. He’s involved with oil companies = evil, destructive soul. He doesn’t know even the most widely known facts about pop culture like who Britney Spears is. Presided over the most executions of any state Governor in America’s history.